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SLPS is excited to announce that starting the 1st of April, the esteemed Donald Trump will be taking over the organization. “We are excited to have his skills as a manager, leader, and effective spokesman to help brand the company” said former President Muad’Dib. It was a competitive process, but once we received Mr. Trumps resume, we knew he was the best fit. Some of Mr. Trumps former successful business ventures include steaks, an airline, and hotels. The welcoming ceremony will be held in the LDS temple throne room at 7pm, where Mr. Trump will be crowned leader of SLPS.

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