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SLPS is excited to announce that starting the 1st of April, the esteemed Donald Trump will be taking over the organization. “We are excited to have his skills as a manager, leader, and effective spokesman to help brand the company” said former President Muad’Dib. It was a competitive process, but once we received Mr. Trumps resume, we knew he was the best fit. Some of Mr. Trumps former successful business ventures include steaks, an airline, and hotels. The welcoming ceremony will be held in the LDS temple throne room at 7pm, where Mr. Trump will be crowned leader of SLPS.

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SLPS is pleased to announce that on April 1, 2014, we will be welcoming in as the new president Mr. Palpatine from Naboo. This is an exciting opportunity as Mr. Palpatine served as Chancellor of the Republic Senate and Emperor of the Galactic Empire for many years prior to his retirement from that post. He is highly skilled in the use of magic and even manifests the ability to shoot lighting from his hands. His hooded regalia and shadowy aura will fit well and bring in a fresh perspective with the new direction of SLPS. Inaugural ceremonies will be held at 7pm in his throne room in the Salt Lake Temple. All hail Palpatine!

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